Valentine’s a day for ‘sissies’?
By Michael Picarella
Hey Tommy, look who it is. It’s William Bernwender. He’s the epitome of all sissies, don’t you think? I can’t believe he actually came to school with that box of Valentine’s Day cards. If Valentine’s Day isn’t a sissy’s holiday, I don’t know what else is.
What did you say to me, Tommy? Don’t talk so loud? I’m your best friend. You...