This frisky mob hits the local bar at the crack of dawn

Hot Flashes

 

I compare awakening before dawn to getting nose hairs or robocalls.

To no one’s surprise, at 4:30 a.m. on Sun., June 24, I was in the snooze groove, snoring and drooling as expected, thinking about nothing really. One of the few things at which I consistently excel.

And knowing within my sound slumber that I had one hour and 30 minutes to continue sleeping before a 6 a.m. hot flash rockets through my body to knock my sorry derriere out of bed.

As far as I’m concerned, only rabbits ...

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