I have bad feng shui. I just found out yesterday, when a friend visited my home. He acted like he had never entered a house through the bathroom before.
Over the course of the afternoon, I learned about the laws of feng shui, which monitor every aspect of existence. It was like having another more neurotic God.
For instance, your bedroom cannot be over the kitchen. If it is, then you know why your sex life is the way it is. Your bed should ...