The British are coming! The British are coming!

Without high school sports, life gets strange in Snot Otter Paradise



Follow sports editor Eliav Appelbaum on Twitter @EliavAppelbaum.These are strange times to be a sports editor.
In late December, I surrendered the TV remote control to my wife.
That’s right: The Great Snot Otter of the Acorn Sports Archipelago abdicated his throne to Madame Loutre Morve. That’s Mrs. Snot Otter in French, folks.
Gadzooks!
How could he do such a thing?
Appelbaum’s really lost it this time. He’s gone too far.
We cut the proverbial cord, along with 6.6 million other Americans, in 20...

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