Sports vs. coronavirus: Who’s ready to rumble?

COMMENTARY /// From the cheap seats

Follow sports editor Eliav Appelbaum on Twitter @EliavAppelbaum.

What just happened?

Is this real life? Do I have to throw fisticuffs with a purple-mohawk sporting, six-string-bass slapping nihilist in the Thunderdome for a roll of toilet paper?

Unless you’ve been living in a cave—or maybe you’re holed up in a man cave right now, cracking open your 99th bottle of Sioux City sarsaparilla and watching Keanu Reeves’ cameo in “Always Be My Maybe” over and over again—you know that all sports...

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