Patriot games: Will Rams defy the dynasty?

Kyle Jorrey, the Conejo Kid, takes his best shot at the Snot Otter in The Acorn’s Super Bowl Showdown

 I know what you’re thinking. “Jorrey? What’s he doing on my sports page? Doesn’t he have some obscure land-use policy to be hate-tweeting about?”
Lest we forget, I’m a battle-tested newsman who got my start in The Acorn’s sports section, back when my hairline still made the frame. Heck, I was reporting on Simi Valley- Royal football games when Appelbaum was still updating his MySpace page, stockpiling Modest Mouse CDs in a Case Logic and trying to figure out which patio couch in Isla Vista...

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