On the Trail

Valet Service Would Be Nice

Parking in suburbia can be more treacherous than anything you’ll ever encounter on your hairiest hike, more daunting than parking at the world’s biggest super-mall. Why? Because most suburban sub-divisions look alike.
The architecture is similar. Okay, so there’s two models to choose from, the two-car garage or the three-car, and two colors, light beige or lighter beige.
The landscaping is similar. Eerily similar. Everyone went to the garden center when Jacara...

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