O Christmas trees, Hanukkah bushes or whatever they’re called

Hot Flashes


And so the negotiation begins. If you see a mushroom cloud forming over Camino de Christmas in Wildwood, just take cover but save some Nog for me.

We, the people of old stoic ways, begin the holiday season with a checklist. Fully flocked, partial flock or no fluffy at all? Artificial or from Mother Nature’s garden? Pink, turquoise or Day-Glo green? Long needles or short ones?

Fully fat or Charlie Brown-style? White lights, colored lights, drippy lights or sparklers? And the size of th...

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