No free bag? Pork roast, meet purse

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 I’m trying to hold it together. And I’m not talking glue, baby.
I’m entering a new chapter, and all ye residents of California have been equally baptized with me into bag mania. You there at Target in Moorpark. You at the new Gelson’s. And you with the Trader Joe’s bags rolling around in your back seat in Simi. I just bagged all you sorry suckers into my tribe.
Instead of “Paper or plastic?” today we are asked, “Do you want a bag?” Of course I want a bag, you bozo.
You know, through all my...

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