Yes, monsters are jerks.
What they love most is to scare women and kids. Because women and kids scream. Loudly. And they run and plead, “Don’t scare me!” If you tell a monster not to scare you, guess what? The monster is going to scare you. And there’s a reason monsters do that. Monsters are jerks.
Some years back, I took my wife and our son, who was 6 years old, into the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. Not knowing what I know now, I thought the monsters wou...
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