Mini cups, large price tags in Malibu

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PORTION CONTROL—Mini-cups for waiflike Malibu gelato eaters. Courtesy photoThis just in.
I trekked my primitive bod, enlightened by processed cheese and vodka, to the village of Malibu. As usual, I found myself in awe of the female set.
In all their glory, I watched as they operated en masse: reed thin, impeccably dressed in the latest Lululemon has to offer, messy buns so exquisitely carefree, with unchipped, pale pink nails flawlessly glistening as they climb into their SUVs the size of the Yu...

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