Life in the Single Lane

Lost . . . and found
Here’s some good news, ladies. Despite earlier conjecture that eligible bachelors over 40 had been abducted by aliens or fallen prey to a deadly virus, it turns out there are men in this area after all.
In response to my recent plea for answers to where the men might be hiding, I got a slew of emails from red-blooded guys telling me they were wondering where the heck all the single women over 40 were. And get this: The majority of the men sounded fabulous&mdash...

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