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He creates award-winning science projects out of toothpaste, egg cartons, the lint from the dryer and Cheez Whiz. He solves gnarly word problems by drawing elaborate diagrams to explain how that plane landed in Paris at 5:02 p.m.
When you have bronchitis, he makes matching hats out of the Sunday funny papers. At night he tucks you in tightly, curling your blanket around your body so you know without a doubt that the bad guys can’t get ya.
Never the complainer, he drives a dinky stic...

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