Hot Flashes

Macaroni Girls
When someone forgets a punch line, one of us jumps to fill in the blanks.
Well, we don’t really jump because we’d end up in the ER, but you get my drift.
When we talk about an “ex,” chances are his derriere will show up on a dartboard in the near future, with plenty of darts all around.
The scoreboard? Eight for Macaroni Girls, zero for exes. Fair and square. Time wounds all heels, we always say.
We’ve been girlfriends for so long, we’ve ...

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