I had to have a garden gnome.
My wife asked why I had the sudden urge to decorate the garden, and why a gnome.
"I just saw the little guy at the store and thought he'd look fabulous in our garden," I said. "How can you not have a gnome in the garden?"
"Don't you think a garden gnome is like having those big pink plastic flamingos in the yard?" my wife asked.
"Oh, I have a pair of those on back order," I said. (I'm so glad my wife and I think alike.)
I set up our new gar...
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