Celebrate the kids

Football stars rule the All-Acorn Team, including star QB Ben Gulbranson

RISE ABOVE—Calabasas’ Ruben Valenzuela, center, is bound for Columbia University of the Ivy League.All-league teams have afflicted this great nation like scurvy whelming, but not quite overwhelming, Judge Smails’ Flying Wasp.
Anybody with a pulse these days gets named to a first team, second team, third team, honorable mention, auxiliary team, the Faber double secret probation second team or postmodern galactic funk of the moon Europa supernova team.
Naturally, I decided to assemble an all-star ...

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