GRAVY TRAIN—Agoura players celebrate during a 79-45 rout of Rio Mesa on Jan. 4 at home.
The 2006 edition of the Phoenix Suns reveled in their “seven seconds or less” shtick.
Agoura High’s boys’ basketball squad makes those Suns look like rugrats crawling during halftime of a Los Angeles Clippers-Fort Wayne Mad Ants game. . . . Hold on a second, folks, we’ve just been informed that the Clippers are still in the NBA.
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