Being Italian means eating tomatoes and loving it

Family Man

I’ve known this for years about my son, who’s now 13, but the other day something hit me, and I didn’t like it. I had to bring it up.
Me: You’re my kid. You’re Italian. You have Italian genes and I raised you Italian. So how do you not like tomatoes?
Kid: It’s not that I don’t like tomatoes. I hate tomatoes.
Me: But you eat ketchup on your hot dogs, which, by the way, is a sin. Everyone knows you put mustard on a hot dog, not ketchup. But that&rsq...

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