Bah, humbug to this year’s turkey

Family Man


There will be no turkey this Christmas.

My side of the family usually serves manicotti for Christmas. And my wife knows it. But before we get to Christmas, let’s go back to Thanksgiving.

A couple days before, my wife brought up how she saw a tow truck towing . . . a tow truck. And she laughed hysterically. No one else found the irony of the incident as funny as she did. In fact, one friend was annoyed she found it funny at all.

“Did you laugh?” the friend asked me.

“Yeah,” I ans...

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