Solution to immigration

To all readers of The Acorn who are upset over the current state of illegal immigration, I would like to offer the following four-part solution:

Do your own lawns. It would restore a sense of work ethic to our kids and help in the fight against juvenile obesity.

Clean your own houses. My mom did and though the house wasn't a showcase by any means, so what. It felt very "lived in."

Raise your own kids. That's right, no more nannies, right here in Southern California. We can do it. I know we are just as capable as the other 4 billion or so people in the world.

I am sure that with all the uproar we are making, we are now ready to take on these tasks ourselves. Right? By the way, doesn't anyone own a lawn mower I can borrow? Michael Preddy Westlake Village